Saturday, May 18, 2019
Talk Show
TALKSHOW SCRIPT Dr. X hello and welcome to Your Life Sucks, Get Over It. Todays topic will be knockdown-dragout births and why the heck people stay in them. We have 5 very special people on the show today. Now, first we have to get to sock you. Please state your bring up and melodic phrase type. tom turkey What does blood type have to do with ANYTHING? Dr X Just answer the question. Tom UhTomand I dont know my blood type Dr X Right then. And you, please state your name and blood type Elsa Elsa, and why do YOU have to know my blood type? Dr. X Because its MY show.YOURE just on it because your life sucks Elsa No. Thats Caitlin. NOT ME Dr. X Okand you, name and blood type. canonize My names Saintand I love football game. Dr. X Wait, corporeal name and BLOOD TYPE Saint Patrick, and I love FOOTBALL Dr X Ok, we know you uniform football. Now state your blood type. Saint FFFOOOOOOTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL Dr X You know what, forget it. And you, name and blood type. Mario Mario O rtega, blood type AB negative. Dr X Ok, good. And you? AJ (Starts to cry).. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario Thats AJ. Hes a little EMOtional.AJ AHHHHHHHHH, what? Dr X every right then. Lets get started. So, who actually has BEEN in a lashing relationship? any. AJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dr X Anyone? Mario. Me. Dr X All right, now we got a show going So tell us, Mario, what persona did you play in the violent relationship? Mario The violent one. Audience OOOOOOOOOOOO Dr X Hmm. What did you do to her. or him? Mario Uh, her, and I pushed my pregnant wife out a moving car. Audience BOOOOOOOOOOOO Dr X Why? AJ TO MANY QUESTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario OkMy father got on my nerves.Dr X Oh, I see. You were mad at your FATHER so you pushed your married woman out a moving car. That makes PERFECT sense Moving on Mario No, wait, thats not what I Dr X Tom, youve been quiet. Whats up with you? AJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tom SHUT UP AJ Tom Thank you. Anyway. AJ (stabs self with pencil) Tom (Looking at AJ) Uhhhh Can I move? Dr X NO As you were saying. Tom (Still feel at AJ) My best friend Nick was in a violent relationship. Dr X (rubbing chin) Interesting. So how did this restore you? Tom Ummm, I felt uncomfortable?Dr X GOOD AJ AHHHHHHHHHHHH All (including audience) SHUT UP AJ (whimpers) Dr X Ok, Eliza. Elsa Its ELSA Dr X How do you fit into all this? Elsa MY best friend Caitlin was in the violent relationship with HIS best friend Nick. (Points to Tom) Tom Dont you point at ME like that I didnt have ANYTHING to do with it Elsa (Still pointing at Tom) Ill point where it want to AJ AHHHHHHHHHHH Saint I like football Dr X THIS IS NOT THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW THIS IS MY SHOW AND THERE WILL BE NO trash ON MY SHOWDO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR (Everyone but AJ is absolutely quiet. AJ is still crying. soulfulness in the audience coughs. ) Dr X Well be right back after this commercial break. Dr X take back to Your Life Sucks, Get Over It. (Looks to Tom and Elsa, who are on opposite sides of the stage. ) We were just acquiring to Saint. Saint Foot Dr X DONT YOU SAY FOOTBALL Saintsoccer. Dr X (dirty look to Saint) All right now. How do you fit into this? Saint Im Caitlins modernistic boyfriend. Dr X And how did this come about? Saint After Nick eat up Caitlin up, I asked her out.Dr X So you were taking advantage of that vulnerability she was going through just after she and Nick broke up. Saint No Dr X Now, Mario, do you know anything about this particular violent relationship? Whats your connexion to it? Mario I was Nicks anger management teacher when Caitlin got a restraining order on Nick. Dr X So you teach an anger management class when you have your own anger problems? Mario I got everyplace my anger problems. Dr X Right. So, since youre in charge of the anger management class, why do you sound off that Nick beat up Caitlin?Mario She did something he didnt want her to do and felt like he needed to take control of her by showing her that he was in charge. Dr X I see. Now, AJ, y ouve through nothing but cry and stab yourself with a pencil. Just where do you come into this? AJ AHHHHHHHHHH Dr X free THAT CRYING (AJ stops crying) Now, answer the question. AJ I was in Nicks anger management class. Everyone in there was under court orders to take the class. Everyone in there had hit his girlfriend. We all felt like we needed to control something, or someone, so we move to control our girlfriends.Dr X Hmm. Eliza Elsa ITS ELSA Dr X What do you think caused Nick to feel the need to control people? Elsa How am I supposed to know? I dont know him I dont even like him Dr X Tom, you were Nicks best friend, what do you think caused it? Tom Problems at home. He and his dad didnt exactly get along. Dr X What do you think caused that? Tom Nicks dad beat him up. Dr X Elizabeth Elsa ITS ELSA Dr X Were there any signs before Nick beat Caitlin up that Caitlin was in a violent relationship? Elsa Yes. Dr X What were they?Elsa Nick made Caitlin spend all her spare succession a round him, Nick made her stop hanging out with me, he always had to know where she was, he told her what to do, he even slapped her and left a big red nark on her face. Then Caitlin tried to break up with Nick, but he gave her a ring and she went out with him again, even though I confronted them both about that mark on her face. They both denied that he did that to her, but I know he did it. Dr X Well, now you know the signs and the reasons. Make sure your life doesnt suck because of a violent relationship. Until next time
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